4. Keychain

Our keys will quite happily dangle from the Sam Adams bottle-opener or the tacky Acapulco hologram given to us by our aunt Betty. To keep them really happy however, why not spice things up a little with something that not only looks a whole lot better but solves that ultimate of all First World problems – chafing and bulging and general jangling caused by your keys in your pocket.

Best Use:

Uniting keys in one tidy, jangle- and bulge-free location that will not sporadically prod you in the intimates while you’re on the go.

Why we love it:

Does much more than the Acapulco hologram or the Sam Adams bottle-opener and looks the part, too. Some models go a step further, featuring mini multi-tools, compasses, corkscrews and even micro LEDs.

Staff Recommendation – Keysmart Rugged ($35)

No keychain negates the problem of finding the right key, reduces clutter in your pockets and prevents pointy pokes quite like the Keysmart rugged. It’s tough, extremely durable, can hold up to 14 keys and comes with an integrated bottle opener, pocket clip and a two-year warranty. Your thighs will thank you…